Five-Paragraph Essay, It’s Time for You to Die

Five-Paragraph Essay, It’s Time for You to Die

All-right, five-paragraph essay. You and I have struggled long and hard. In middle school, you rolled up on your Razor kick scooter and, laughing, rubbed my nose on the asphalt. In high school, I fumbled my hand up your shirt and thought I was in love. In college we fought; I’m fuzzy on the details, …

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How to Write Fiction: 5 Books That Are Actually Useful

How to Write Fiction: 5 Books That Are Actually Useful

  My Quest for Useful Books on How to Write Fiction. I have a confession. I call myself a writer, but I’ve never read Stephen King’s On Writing. Yes, the classic on how to write fiction. The one everyone quotes. Haven’t read it. I know. Sacrilege. I’m assuming you’re here because you haven’t gotten around …

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